A train leaves for Gotham at eight p.m. averaging 80 miles per hour, carrying one very dramatic villain named Keepsake, a bomb strapped to the engine, and me�Harley Quinn! One track leads straight to Gotham Central Station, where hundreds of lives are at risk, but the other track�that one leads to my best friend and sidekick, Kevin. Sacrifice the one to save the many? I hate that Philosophy 101 crap, and I�m really starting to hate trains.