This is my life, and it's a good one. It's a simple life. Well, simple for a business man, I suppose. My name is James Mont, and I consider myself to be an exceptional human being. I don't necessarily mean that I am a crazy nice guy or anything like that; I just mean I'm exceptional. You can call it vanity if you want, but I know it's true. Although I believe there is a fine line between vanity and just having greatness. I am a multi-billionaire who does not do much to maintain that status. My business was inherited, and in the past year alone I have tripled our annual income. I live extravagantly, and sometimes I live lazily because I can. I own a dietary supplement line, and they sell like hot cakes; we cater to both men and women athletes. Second reason, I am fit. As the CEO of a large corporation that promotes healthy living, I have to stay fit. Honestly, I do more working out in gyms than I do work in the office, but it's okay because I love working out. I am fine looking, and I know it. Rich, fit, confident –who wouldn't want to be me? And throw all those things together and you get the third reason I am one to be envied: women love me. Even this bitch: Éclair Beauchene, and yes, that's French.
