TRASH SCI FI; Gill Women of the Prehistoric Planet — a lost classic. ALIEN INVADERS; disguised as lobsters in the seafood tank of Johnny Teagle's HyperMart. PUNK ROCK; the Zen Luv Assassins standing against the fiends from space. PARANOIA; mind control devices in specially marked boxes of Goofy Feet brand cereal. HYSTERIA; ravenous housewives battle over cheap plastic toy "collectibles." LESBIANISM; coffee skinned Charmaine and her redheaded lover Nicole. RELIGIOUS EPICS; Jesus vs. Mecha Jesus. EXPLODING DIRIGIBLES; and mysterious black helicopters. JOE NOFZIGER; who has the key to everything. BEN I. GOLDMAN; the mad film maker who could thwart his plans. More MADNESS than than a Three Stooges bake sale. More PANIC than a Philip K. Dick nightmare. More CHEEZINESS than an Edward D. Wood motion picture. More TRUTH than the Great Heart of Wisdom Sutra. Unstoppable, unbeatable, unquenchably unquenchable. GILL WOMEN OF THE PREHISTORIC PLANET
